Ma\u011fdur Bey yaman bir uzman. Ma\u011fduriyet uzman\u0131. Can\u0131 ne zaman kaz eti istese – ki onun can\u0131 her zaman kaz eti ister- hemen bir ma\u011fduriyet destan\u0131 \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131p kadrolu kaz \u00e7obanlar\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7evresine toplar ve buyurur: Derhal b\u00fct\u00fcn kaz s\u00fcr\u00fclerini toplay\u0131p sadakat testinden ge\u00e7irin, en semizlerini tez elden bir kez daha ya\u011f testinden ge\u00e7irin ve deyin ki: \u201cEfendimiz Hazretleri B\u00fcy\u00fckler B\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fc B\u00fcy\u00fck Ma\u011fdur Bey yine pek ma\u011fdur. Bu kez de b\u00fcy\u00fck dostunun ihanetine u\u011fray\u0131p ma\u011fdur oldu. O ki o hain dostunun b\u00fct\u00fcn taleplerini \u015fanla, \u015ferefle, kat be kat fazlas\u0131yla yerine getirmi\u015f, gak dendi\u011finde kelleler, guk dendi\u011finde makamlar, kadrolar vermi\u015fti. B\u00fcy\u00fck Ma\u011fdur Bey Efendimizin bunca c\u00f6mertli\u011fine kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k b\u00fcy\u00fck nank\u00f6r dostu hainane emeller geli\u015ftirip Efendimizin \u00f6zel i\u015flerine, kasalar\u0131na, banka hesaplar\u0131na, t\u0131r filolar\u0131na, gemiciklerine falan burnunu sokmaya kalk\u0131\u015fmas\u0131n m\u0131? Al\u0131n i\u015fte, ma\u011fduriyetlerden ma\u011fduriyet be\u011fenin. Ma\u011fdur Bey\u2019imizin zerrece huzuru ve bulundu\u011fu yerde zerrece g\u00fcvenli\u011fi kalmad\u0131. Art\u0131k onu daha y\u00fcksek bir yere ta\u015f\u0131y\u0131p g\u00fcvenli\u011fini sa\u011flamaktan ba\u015fka \u00e7aremiz yoktur. E.., B\u00fcy\u00fck Efendimizin de \u00f6yle bir \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131da en y\u00fcksek tepeye ta\u015f\u0131n\u0131vermesi elbet m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fil. Bunun i\u00e7in elbet b\u00fcy\u00fck masraflara, \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck masraflara, \u00e7ok \u00e7ok \u00e7ok b\u00fcy\u00fck masraflara ihtiya\u00e7 var: Yani i\u015f yine size d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor. Zaten b\u00fct\u00fcn ta\u015f\u0131nmalar\u0131nda ona yard\u0131m eden sizler de\u011fil misiniz! \u0130\u015fte i\u015f yine size d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor, Siz onu en y\u00fcksek tepeye ta\u015f\u0131rsan\u0131z, hi\u00e7 ku\u015fku yok O da sizi cennete ta\u015f\u0131yacak! Bildi\u011finiz \u00fczere bu y\u00fckseklere ta\u015f\u0131nma i\u015fi ancak \u00e7ok miktarda gen\u00e7 kaz etiyle m\u00fcmk\u00fcnd\u00fcr. Bu nedenle hemen d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn yollara! Nerede ne kadar besili gen\u00e7 kaz bulursan\u0131z hemen dev\u015firip getirin dergah\u0131ma ve ya\u011flar\u0131n\u0131 usulca, usul\u00fcnce s\u00fcz\u00fcp doldurun k\u00fcplerime. Haydi g\u00f6reyim sizi\u2026!\u201d <\/p>\n
\u0130\u015fte bu y\u00fcce talimat nedeniyledir ki, Ma\u011fdur Bey\u2018in temsilcileri irili ufakl\u0131 b\u00fct\u00fcn kaz \u00e7iftliklerini f\u0131ld\u0131r f\u0131ld\u0131r dola\u015f\u0131p semizlikleriyle g\u00f6ze \u00e7arpan b\u00fct\u00fcn besili gen\u00e7 kazlar\u0131 ziyaret ediyor, \u201cMuhterem B\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz Ma\u011fdur Bey\u2019imizin siz gelece\u011fi parlak karde\u015fimiz semiz kaz beyefendiye mahsus sel\u00e2mlar\u0131 var. Hakk\u0131n\u0131zda \u00e7ok olumlu bilgiler alm\u0131\u015f olup yak\u0131n gelecekte T.C.\u2019yi y\u0131kma davam\u0131zda yan\u0131m\u0131zda yer alaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131zdan emin bulunuyorlar. Mal\u00fbmlar\u0131n\u0131z oldu\u011fu \u00fczere Ma\u011fdur Beyefendi Hazretleri, pek yak\u0131nda en y\u00fcksek tepeye ta\u015f\u0131nacaklar\u0131ndan siz \u00e7ok de\u011ferli gen\u00e7 ve besili kaz\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 da ta\u015f\u0131y\u0131c\u0131lar\u0131 aras\u0131nda g\u00f6rmekten mutluluk duyacaklard\u0131r, Ta\u015f\u0131y\u0131c\u0131lar\u0131 aras\u0131nda bulundu\u011funuzun banka dekontuyla belgelendirilmesi siyasi gelece\u011finiz i\u00e7in sa\u011flam bir yanda\u015fl\u0131k belgesi olduktan ba\u015fka, evinizin en mutena k\u00f6\u015fesini de y\u0131llarca s\u00fcsleyecek bir \u015feref belgesi olacakt\u0131r .\u2019\u2019 Diyorlarm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Ma\u011fdur Bey\u2019e hayran besili gen\u00e7 kazlara duyurulur!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ma\u011fdur Bey yaman bir uzman. Ma\u011fduriyet uzman\u0131. Can\u0131 ne zaman kaz eti istese – ki onun can\u0131 her zaman kaz eti ister- hemen bir ma\u011fduriyet destan\u0131 \u00e7\u0131rp\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131p kadrolu kaz \u00e7obanlar\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7evresine toplar ve buyurur: Derhal b\u00fct\u00fcn kaz s\u00fcr\u00fclerini toplay\u0131p sadakat testinden ge\u00e7irin, en semizlerini tez elden bir kez daha ya\u011f testinden ge\u00e7irin ve deyin ki: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1023"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1024,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions\/1024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}