G\u00f6rmemi\u015f\u2019in Teki\u2019ni nas\u0131l tan\u0131mazs\u0131n\u0131z be can\u0131m? Hani \u015fu hi\u00e7 umudu yokken her nas\u0131lsa o\u011flu olup da tutup \u015feyini koparangillerden. Hani \u015fu aynaya bak\u0131p bak\u0131p \u201cBen neymi\u015fim be aabii!\u201d diye diye sevindirik olanlardan! Hani konumundan geldi\u011fini varsayd\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131rs\u0131z g\u00fc\u00e7ten sarho\u015f olup elini \u00f6pmeye gelen bebelere \u201cBu tepenin doru\u011funa \u00e7\u0131karsan\u0131z art\u0131k sizi kimse tutamaz! \u0130stedi\u011finizi asar, istedi\u011finizi kesersiniz.\u201d diyenlerden biri. \u201cG\u00f6rmemi\u015f\u2019in Teki\u201d deyip ge\u00e7iverin gitsin! <\/p>\n
G\u00f6rmemi\u015f, bir g\u00fcn, bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc dolduramad\u0131\u011f\u0131 koltu\u011funda can s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131ndan patlamakta iken masas\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7ekmecelerini \u00f6ylece, i\u015f olsun diye kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmaya koyulmu\u015f. Adamda \u015fansa bak\u0131n; bir k\u00f6\u015fede Al\u00e2eddin\u2019in L\u00e2mbas\u0131\u2019n\u0131 buluvermesin mi? Sevin\u00e7ten \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131na d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f. Hemen tozunu pas\u0131n\u0131 silmeye koyulmas\u0131yla Cin Hazretleri\u2019nin ortaya \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p \u201cDile benden ne dilersen!\u201d demesi bir olmu\u015f. G\u00f6rmemi\u015fin teki eline ge\u00e7irdi\u011fi bu f\u0131rsat\u0131, minnetle, \u015f\u00fckranla \u00f6p\u00fcp ba\u015f\u0131na koymu\u015f ve bu g\u00fcc\u00fc aya\u011f\u0131na k\u00f6stek olan, ge\u00e7mi\u015fte ayn\u0131 yollarda y\u00fcr\u00fcrken beraber \u0131sland\u0131klar\u0131 dostlar\u0131ndan kurtulmak istedi\u011fini, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc onlar\u0131n vesayet\u00e7i pozlar\u0131ndan pek s\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yleyivermi\u015f. Birinci dile\u011fi an\u0131nda kabul edilmi\u015f. \u0130kinci dile\u011fi hayal etti\u011fi azametli koltu\u011fu tam doldurmakm\u0131\u015f. Cin Hazretleri bu dile\u011fi de geri \u00e7evirmemi\u015f. Son dile\u011fini sormadan \u00f6nce ciddi bir uyar\u0131da bulunmu\u015f: \u201cBak G\u00f6rmemi\u015fzade efendi, Bu son dile\u011fin olacak. \u0130yice d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn, senin i\u00e7in en \u00f6nemli \u015feyi iste.\u201d <\/p>\n
G\u00f6rmemi\u015fzade hazretleri d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f, d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f, sonunda medya denilen mekanizmay\u0131 istedi\u011fini s\u00f6ylemi\u015f. \u201cOlur\u201d demi\u015f Cin Hazretleri ve bir uyar\u0131da bulunmu\u015f: \u201cMedya dedi\u011fin mekanizma harika bir nesne. Ancak canl\u0131 cans\u0131z t\u00fcm par\u00e7alar\u0131n\u0131n s\u0131k s\u0131k dolar ya\u011f\u0131yla ya\u011flanmas\u0131 gerekiyor. Bunu yapamazsan ba\u015f\u0131n derde girebilir.\u201d <\/p>\n
Ve s\u00f6z\u00fc biter bitmez g\u00f6r\u00fcnmez olmu\u015f Cin Hazretleri. \u201cAlaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ald\u0131m ya, kendisini bir daha hi\u00e7 g\u00f6rmesem ne l\u00e2z\u0131m gelir.\u201d diye m\u0131r\u0131ldanm\u0131\u015f G\u00f6rmemi\u015fzade hazretleri ve hemen i\u015fe koyulmu\u015f: Bir yandan \u00fcst\u00fcne t\u00fcnedi\u011fi tepenin doru\u011funa t\u0131rmanmas\u0131n\u0131 sa\u011flayan eski deve di\u015fi dostlar\u0131n\u0131 tarihin \u00e7\u00f6pl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne atarken bir yandan da medyay\u0131 eline ge\u00e7irmek i\u00e7in haklar\u0131nda \u00e7ok \u00f6zel inceleme ve ara\u015ft\u0131rmalar yapt\u0131rarak evlerindeki, garsoniyerlerindeki, vergi hesaplar\u0131ndaki, gizli i\u015flerindeki a\u00e7\u0131klar\u0131 kullan\u0131larak hangilerinin ele ge\u00e7irilebilece\u011fini saptam\u0131\u015f. Sonra tutmu\u015f, bu kurum ve ki\u015filerin en yararlan\u0131labileceklerini al\u00e2met bir havuzun i\u00e7inde toplay\u0131p \u00f6zel dosya tozu ve dolar ya\u011f\u0131 ile bir g\u00fczel yo\u011furmu\u015f, yo\u011furmu\u015f, yo\u011furmu\u015f. Bu yo\u011furman\u0131n sonunda ortaya \u00e7\u0131kan hamur mu, \u00e7amur mu, her ne ise, tutup pek \u00e7ok kukla \u00fcretip yaln\u0131zca kendisine hizmet edecekleri medyahanelerindeki mutfaklara a\u015f\u00e7\u0131ba\u015f\u0131, a\u015f\u00e7\u0131 yama\u011f\u0131 ve servis elemanlar\u0131 olarak yerle\u015ftirmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
O g\u00fcnden bu yana G\u00f6rmemi\u015fin tekinin medyas\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7en akl\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131nda insanlar \u00e7ok k\u00f6t\u00fc bir kokunun \u00e7evreye yay\u0131lmakta oldu\u011funu fark edip sokaklar\u0131n\u0131 de\u011fi\u015ftirmek zorunda kalm\u0131\u015flar, duyu organlar\u0131 geli\u015fmemi\u015f ya da k\u00f6relmi\u015f olanlar ise o sokaklardan \u015fen \u015fakrak, g\u00fcle oynaya ge\u00e7er olmu\u015flar. F\u0131rsat bulduk\u00e7a G\u00f6rmemi\u015fzadenin elini aya\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6pm\u00fc\u015fler, aya\u011f\u0131n\u0131n tozuna y\u00fcz s\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fler. <\/p>\n
G\u00f6rmemi\u015fzade \u0130se, koku\u015fuk medyas\u0131 sayesinde el etek \u00f6penlerinin say\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n artmas\u0131ndan her g\u00fcn biraz daha mutlu olmu\u015f! Al\u00e2adin\u2019in L\u00e2mbas\u0131nda ikamet etmekte olan Cin Hazretlerinin \u00f6\u011f\u00fcd\u00fcn\u00fc hi\u00e7 unutmam\u0131\u015f. Dolar ya\u011f\u0131yla dolar tozunu harmanlay\u0131p iyice yo\u011furdu\u011fu o hamur mu \u00e7amur mu her neyse malzemeyi kullanarak sahibinin sesi kalem\u015f\u00f6rleri, ekran\u015f\u00f6rleri, dan\u0131\u015f\u015f\u00f6rleri \u00fcretmeye, medyahanelerindeki koltuklara yerle\u015ftirmeye devam ediyormu\u015f\u2026!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
G\u00f6rmemi\u015f\u2019in Teki\u2019ni nas\u0131l tan\u0131mazs\u0131n\u0131z be can\u0131m? Hani \u015fu hi\u00e7 umudu yokken her nas\u0131lsa o\u011flu olup da tutup \u015feyini koparangillerden. Hani \u015fu aynaya bak\u0131p bak\u0131p \u201cBen neymi\u015fim be aabii!\u201d diye diye sevindirik olanlardan! Hani konumundan geldi\u011fini varsayd\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131rs\u0131z g\u00fc\u00e7ten sarho\u015f olup elini \u00f6pmeye gelen bebelere \u201cBu tepenin doru\u011funa \u00e7\u0131karsan\u0131z art\u0131k sizi kimse tutamaz! \u0130stedi\u011finizi asar, istedi\u011finizi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1135,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1134\/revisions\/1135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kocapinarnotlarim.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}